Mr. Armchair Speaks: Mr. Armchair’s Year in Review – Coming Full Circle...

Mr. Armchair Speaks: Mr. Armchair’s Year in Review – Coming Full Circle...: The first post I started this blog with was an entry (The Place That We Have Come to Fear The Most) about my beloved Sacramento Kings and w...

Mr. Armchair’s Year in Review – Coming Full Circle

The first post I started this blog with was an entry (The Place That We Have Come to Fear The Most) about my beloved Sacramento Kings and what was thought to be the last game of professional basketball ever to be played in Sacramento. It was a difficult night, as I couldn’t bring myself to even watch the game, let alone attend the game (I turned down tickets to go because it was just too hard). The next day, I remember sitting at my dining room table eating lunch and participating in a live chat with Sacramento Kings’ beat writer Jason Jones, and former Sacramento Kings’ beat writers Marty McNeal and Sam Amick. The live chat took place of the Bee’s website and it was suppose to be a chat about the Sacramento Kings’ season, how it ended, and the last game in Sacramento. My question was the first question the three of them answered. I answered them, “What were their favorite memory covering the Kings and their favorite memory at Arco Arena (now Power Balance Pavilion)?” My question seemingly high jacked their chat room, with other people sending in their favorite moments and memories they had experienced with the Kings and at Arco. I remember being brought to tears, weeping like a 4-year old whose ice cream fell off the cone after three licks. The very thought of not seeing NBA basketball being played in Sacramento and the thought of not being able to take my kids to their very first Kings basketball just tore me up inside. Many felt the same.

That was the first post, April 14^th, 2011. Sense then, there has been a wide variety of topics that I have discussed here on this forum. My first attempt at actually putting together a thought provoking topic was a three-part series titled, “Talkin’ about my Generation” where I discussed “generational” baseball players from the past, present, and the future. It was my first major step, shooting for something in between a Ken Burns Baseball piece, and simple piece on ESPN’s E:60.

I also discussed “My Christmas” also known as the NFL Draft. I produced my mock draft and then evaluated it to the actual draft, while also evaluating how each team performed in the draft; handing out my draft grades.

   

There was “The Greatest Comeback in Sacramento History” occurring on May 3^rd, when it was announced that the Sacramento Kings would forego relocating to Anaheim for one season, and allow the City Council one more opportunity to put together a plan to build a new Entertainment and Sports Complex. I posted a timeline of the sequence of events that lead us to this point; truly a great day in Sacramento history.

Then there was Willie Mays’ Birthday. Every year on May 6th I plan to pay homage to the greatest living baseball player. Say Hey Willie Mays.

We had the Lakers implosion and elimination by the eventually champs Dallas Mavericks, leading me to call for the Lakers to explode their team and start rebuilding, and entertain the idea of trading Kobe Bryant while his value is still relatively high.

Speaking of rebuilding, there was rebuilding Rome, my first piece quoted by another blogger (shout out to The Professor, wherever he is), this piece was about the New York Yankees and how their rebuilding process needs to start now for them. I compared it to the likes of Rome not being built in one day.

Let’s remember Will Sheridan. Perhaps my favorite piece/entry, and most controversial I wrote this year, I wrote about former Villanova basketball player Will Sheridan. Will Sheridan this year came out about being an openly gay basketball player; but what intrigued me about the story was that his teammates and coaches knew about his sexuality, yet out of respect for him, kept it a secret from everyone in the general public. I heard about Will’s story from listening to the Jim Rome radio show.

And speaking of basketball, I laid out my blueprint on how to beat everyone’s favorite to win the NBA Finals, the Miami Heat. I suggested that teams should let LBJ and D-Wade score as much as they want, and focus on trying to shut down Chris Bosh, and holding him and all of their supporting players to under 35 points. Think the Dallas Mavericks listened to that piece of advice (I also predicted that the Mavs would beat the Heat in the finals in six games. Check mark for this guy).

I wrote a piece about dying sports, calling out horse racing and boxing.

There was my NBA Finals prediction (see above).

I wrote a fun piece, my mission statement for when I become the Commissioner of Major League Baseball. This piece stems from the Buster Posey tragedy; a senseless collision at home plate that ended with Posey suffering a season-ending ankle injury. I call for more instant replay, eliminating the Home Plate umpire from making balls and strikes calls, and getting rid of base runner collisions. The day I take office is the day Baseball becomes a better game.

I end the month of May paying tribute to those baseball players who sacrificed their careers to service in the military during time of war. I re-posted a blog entry from another site that was well-written about the subject.

June came, and so did major allegations on Ohio State’s football program. It was discovered that head football coach Jim Tressel lied to NCAA officials about his players selling autograph memorabilia in return for cash, tattoos, and even drugs. He would resign from his post. I can’t wait to visit The Horseshoe next September.

Shaq officially retired from the NBA, and I hate to say this, but I’m going to miss the Big Diesel. Top 5 center of all-time in this bloggers opinion.

The NBA finals are on their way, and so is my NBA Finals prediction results (see above), reviewing the highlights and my thoughts on how the Mavs brought their talents to South Beach (and won). You have an epic Game 2, a LeBron melt down, and Dirk going nuts!!

An epic rant occurred when San Francisco Giants GM Brian Sabean went off about the aforementioned Buster Posey tragedy, calling out Florida Marlins outfield Scott Cousins for his vicious hit on Posey, saying he would be happy if Cousins never played another game in the major. A little harsh, but completely understand his point of view.

The judgment finally came down on USC stemming from the Reggie Bush recruitment and pay-for-play scandal: 2-years of bowl ineligibility, vacated bowl and regular season wins, vacated 2004 National Championship win, and Reggie loses his Heisman. Vacating the 2004 National Championship win leads me on a rant about my horrible bet I made on that game at the Sportsbook in the old Caesars Palace in South Lake Tahoe. I actually took Oklahoma and the under, $50 buck two-pick parlay.

LBJ fills up a stat sheet, but during the NBA Finals, he is turning out to not be the “closer” the Miami Heat thought they were getting. Kyra Sedgwick was not impressed.

The Mavs finally prevailed and beat the Heat in an awesome NBA Finals. It renewed a lot of the casual fan’s interest in the sports. Hopefully it carries over through the lockout and into the following season.

I wrote about my attempt to complete Baseball’s trifecta, going to see games at the Old Yankee Stadium, Wrigley Field, and Fenway. I’m 2/3 of the way there.

After taking some heat for my Mission Statement and my stance on the Buster Posey tragedy, I posted an article written by Marcos Breton of the Sacramento Bee, who essentially agreed with my position. I guess I just like seeing I’m not alone.

As the NBA draft neared, I wrote about my exciting for Jimmermania and how he could very possibly become a Sacramento Kings. Call it foreshadowing, but this Kings fan couldn’t be happily.

If you know me, you know how I like my mocks, and the NBA draft is no different. I posted my NBA draft mock draft, comparing it to the actually draft (I didn’t fare that much better than my NFL Draft mock), and finished with a review of the draft and how I thought teams did; giving them my draft grades.

As we start to enter the dog-days of summer, it becomes a real dry point of sports, and I ranted about that very topic; having to suffer watching on Sportscenter Women’s World Cup highlights and Women’s tennis highlights.

         

July is here, and the Baseball All-Star game is here; signaling the true start of summer in my opinion. I give you guys my All-Star starters and complete rosters.

We had the one year anniversary of “The Decision” and I hammered LBJ on the disappointment he has become and of that whole debacle. He could have done better.

Then there is my ideal. Number #2, De-rek Je-ter, Number #2. Jetes got his 3,000 career hit, hitting a home run no less. How much cooler can this guy get?

As the baseball trade deadline nears, I contemplate whether or not the Giants have enough on the roster to make the playoffs and if they should make any of the rumored traded they are involved in.

For as great as Women’s World Cup soccer can get – and not to take away from the great story of the U.S. Women’s team – but they choked away the championship game to Japan, and they heard it for me.

This blogger got a little impatient with the NFL Lockout. Then, as the clouds part in the sky and light shined down upon commish GODdell and labor reps, the NFL lockout ends and we have football. I pointed out the major highlights of the deal.

And with the end of the NFL lockout, we take a look at the potential offseason moves for the 49ers.

The end of the NFL lockout and the MLB trade deadline fell in the same week, and madness occurred on the rumor mills, causing for a great week. Trades were made in baseball, tons of free agent movement in the NFL. The news scroll was getting a workout.

As the trade deadline came and went, the Giants acquired Carlos Beltran from the Mets to sure up their lack of power hitting. But instead, they continue to implosion. I offer up some suggestion to Bochy on stopping the skid.

In an effort to create another thought provoking piece, I write about my two worst sports days in my life: Game 6 of the 2002 World Series between the Giants and the Angels, and Games 4, 6, and 7 of the 2002 NBA Western Conference Finals between the Kings and Lakers. Game 6 of the 2002 World Series just ripped my heart out, causing me to go postal in my dorm hall. Games 4, 6, and 7 of the NBA Western Conference just proved that the NBA is ran by a cartel who hand-picks which teams they want to win. Needless to say, 2002 was not a good year for me!!

Jim Thome hits his 600^th home run, and the Mother Ship breaks down whether or not he is a hall of famer. Really, guy hits 600^th home runs and there is doubt that he is a hall of famer?

Yahoo! unveils their lengthy report into The U’s football and basketball program and inappropriate interaction between a booster named Nevin Shapiro (who prompted a great fantasy football team name) and those sports players. The reported incidents occurred over a span of 8 years and involved 72 players, past and present. I posted my thought and a link to the story. Great read, both my post and the article!

September is here, and with labor day approaching, signifies the height of the sports year. I unveiled my 2011 College Football preview and after looking it over now that the season is over, I think I did a pretty good job on my predictions. An anonymous commenter blasted me for prediction Alabama to beat Oregon in the National Championship game, saying that there was no way Bama runs the table in the SEC. While they didn’t run the table, they still made the BCS title game.

After unveiling my 2011 College Football preview, I revealed my 2011 NFL preview. Again, not to pat myself on the back, but I made some pretty good calls on this one. I called the Lions and the Texans both making the playoffs. I called the Colts finishing with a record of 2-14 without Peyton Manning. So I missed on the Bengals, Eagles, and my beloved San Francisco 49ers; but we all can’t bat 1.000.

The University of Texas is causing a big mess for college football and the Big 12 Conference, almost to the brink of ruining college football in the Midwest.

With all of the mass movement and realignment college football is experiencing due to the power and revenue advantage it hold over other college sports, I post about how the NBA could solve this problem and simply increase their age-limit requirement for incoming rookies. It’s a move that I think the NBA should do regardless.

The Giants season comes to a disappointment end, however with all of the hardship from the Buster Posey tragedy and the other injuries suffered by players on the Giants; I conclude that this season for the Giants is still one to be proud of.

So I got married on October 1^st (first greatest day!!), so I took a little hiatus from the blogosphere world. At the end of the month of October, I did do a little run-down recap of the events that occurred in the month of October.

November 1^st, a day that will forever be etched in all Giants fans hearts. I can only sum it up this way: "Cruz waiting on Wilson. And the right hander for the Giants throws...SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants... for the first time in 52 years, the Giants are world champions, as they come POURING OUT OF THE DUGOUT....circling Brian Wilson! The bullpen...flying in from left-center field...dancing, hugging....and you can't help but think, that this group is celebrating....for the Say Hey kid, for Will The Thrill, celebrating for number 25, and celebrating for all you Giants fans, wherever you are... Giants fans...this party is just getting started!" HAPPY ANNIVERSARY GIANTS FANS!!!!

I’m trying to branch out and write more gimmicky pieces, so I started with the good, the bad, and the ugly of the NFL mid-season point. I also handed out my mid-season awards.

The Penn State scandal rocked the sports world and the nation. I still can’t believe the events that occurred from the scandal. I still wish it wasn’t true, Joe Pa.

College Basketball is starting, so I released my College Basketball Bananza preview. I stayed away from doing a top 25 ranking, and instead just made some general notes and observations, gave my prediction of the Final Four, a couple of sleeper teams I like, the eventually tournament champions and national player of the year.

Again, continuing to work on my gimmicky pieces, I did an All-THANKSgiving team in honor of the Thanksgiving holiday. This actually turned out pretty well I thought.

December is here and I tied a bow on the Baseball Winter Meetings. I don’t think there has been a better and more exciting Winter Meetings. We saw a top 10 player of all-time change his team, a dormant team all of a sudden spend cash like it’s printing it in the basement, and other little trades.

In a move that we have never seen in sports, NBA Commissioner David Stern vetoed a trade that would have sent superstar point guard Chris Paul to the Lakers, as part of a three-team trade. While many were outraged by his actions, I, again in the minority, applauded the commish on this move. I likened the trade and his actions to the Occupy movement.

The NBA season is finally starting after the lengthy lockout has ended. I didn’t think I would miss it, but now that it is back, I’m glad it’s here. I revealed my NBA preview, and so far, not bad at all. It too early, but heading in the right direction.

This brings us to now, my final post of the 2011 year. It’s been a fun year, with many memorable events for me to post about.  For me, the sequence of events that occurred with the Sacramento Kings this year was probably the most memorable for me, and it’s fitting that I end this post, this year, with something that I thought I wouldn’t be writing about; and that is writing about a home game for the Sacramento Kings. The Kings played their first game of the NBA season on Monday, December 26^th, in Power Balance Pavilion, and in Sacramento. It was a memorable night, as many felt it was never going to be. I can't begin to explain to random people how important of a night that was for us Kings fan. We ushered in a new era of Kings basketball. We still have a long road ahead of us in building a new Entertainment and Sports Complex here in Sacramento, but for one night, we relished in the sight of Kings basketball being played; and cheered for them after a great 100-91 victory over our hated rival, the Los Angeles Lakers. It was Déjà vu’ almost.  But for this blog, I like to look at it as coming full circle.

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Mr. Armchair Speaks: Mr. Armchair’s Shortened NBA Preview –

Mr. Armchair Speaks: Mr. Armchair’s Shortened NBA Preview –: I didn’t think that I would miss it all that much, but now that it is here (officially) and with the NFL regular season wrapping up, I’m gla...

Mr. Armchair’s Shortened NBA Preview –

I didn’t think that I would miss it all that much, but now that it is here (officially) and with the NFL regular season wrapping up, I’m glad the NBA is back and ready to get started. If I had it my way, the NBA season would start at Christmas every year from here on out. This way, it doesn't compete with the NFL season and allows me to actually focus on the sport a little more at the start; but it can also use Christmas Day and Night to feature itself and key matchups. Even despite the shortened season, I think this may be an exciting year of basketball. So with a shortened season, here is my shortened NBA preview (I ranked the teams in the Western and Eastern Conferences by how they will finish and how I think they will be seeded in the playoffs).   

Western Conference –

1. Oklahoma City Thunder – The starting lineup may be the best in the NBA, assuming James Harden finally wins the starting shooting guard position. He can hit the open jump shot and has definitely earned the right to be a starter and play alongside Russell Westbrook. The late season addition of Kendrick Perkins gives the Thunder a capable body in the middle that will fight for the tough rebounds and solidify the paint on the defensive end. With decent bench players in Eric Maynor, Daequan Cook, Thabo Sefolosha, Nick Collins, and Nazr Mohammed, the Thunder may be the most well-balanced team in the NBA.

2. San Antonio Spurs – Yes they are old, but they can still play and everyone wants to overlook them every year. This team just happened to finish last season with the best record in the NBA. They ended up losing in the first round of the playoffs, but I think they learned something from that lost and will come back this shortened season and thrive off that lost. The core of Duncan, Parker, and Ginobili are still lethal and now that Tiago Splitter has a full season under his belt, he and DeJuan Blair will help provide the support the Spurs have been looking for to help out the core. Remember, the last time the NBA had a lockout and shortened season, guess who won the NBA Championship that year.

3. Los Angeles Clippers – Well, I figured if I’m going to take some heat and lose readers for putting the Denver Nuggets at my #2 spot in the West, might as well go all-in and alienate everyone by putting the Clippers at #3. I’m not only drinking the kool-aid on the Clippers after their impressive showing against the Lakers, I’m pouring a whole Gatorade bucket filled size on my head. I was asked after the Clippers made the trade for CP3 (Chris Paul) if they were better the Lakers, and at first I said no. But after thinking about it, looking at the talent on the rosters, and seeing highlights from that pre-season beat down, I’m changing my position. CP3, Blake Griffin, Caron Butler, and DeAndre Jordan; enough said.

4. Denver Nuggets – Me, and ESPN’s John Hollinger, are about the only two people who actually think this could happen. Before calling me out, has anyone really looked at the Nuggets roster? Point guard’s Ty Lawson and Andre Miller; shooting guard’s Aaron Afflalo, Rudy Fernandez and Corey Brewer; small forward’s Danilo Gallinari and Jordan Hamilton; power forward’s Al Harrington and Kenneth Faried; and center’s Nene, Timofrey Mozgov, and Chris Anderson. They have a lot of talent on this team and if their young stars start to peak at the same time, look out. It’s on George Karl to somehow put it all together and if he does, they can be a real force in the West.

5. Dallas Mavericks – How can I rank the defending champs so low? It’s not that I think the Mavs aren’t good, but the West is loaded. I think the age, along with not having the presence of Tyson Chandler in the middle, will catch up with this team. I like the Lamar Odom pick up, but when your starting lineup features guys like Brendan Haywood, Vince Carter, and Shawn Marion, how high can I rank you? Brendan Haywood is just a wide body in the paint that takes up space, Vince Carter has been relegated to just being a jump shooter, and Shawn Marion shoots a prayer of a jump shot that defies the laws of geometry (seriously, how does he get that much arch on his jump shot from a Zero degree plain).

6. Los Angeles Lakers – I’ll ask the same question to everyone that I asked of the Denver Nuggets. Has anyone really looked at the Lakers roster? Yeah they have Kobe, yeah they still have Pau Gasol (thanks to the NBA and Commish Stern), yeah they still have the one-legged big man (Andrew Bynum), but the rest of this roster stinks. Metta World Peace, formerly known as Ron Artest and a good basketball player? Sactown’s finest Matty Barnes? Super labor rep Derek Fisher? Christian Laettern 2.0 in Josh McRoberts? Little Stevie Blake? Not even the most naïve, homerest Laker fan can say with a straight face that this is a championship caliber team. Now if they somehow trade for Dwight Howard……

7. Memphis Grizzlies – Coming off their miracle playoff run, they are returning the same young core along with adding a healthy Rudy Gay. This team should be ranked higher, but after putting the Nuggets and Clippers at #2 and #3, I thought I would play it safe with the Grizzlies; but I could easily see this team shooting up the board and leap-frogging some of these older, veteran teams. Mike Conley is finally coming into his own and is an up-and-coming point guard and Zach Randolph seems to have finally matured into the dominate force at power forward that he was thought to be coming out of Michigan State.

8. Portland Trail Blazers – This team has just been getting bad beat after bad beat. First, All-star shooting guard Brandon Roy is forced to retire due to bad knees. Second, first overall pick Greg Oden will miss most of another season. And now, All-star power forward LaMarcus Aldridge may have a heart problem. Can’t help but feel for this team that year after year everyone hopes will take that next step. Despite their losses, they still have enough talent on the roster to land them in the playoffs as the 8^th seed. Raymond Felton is better than people think, Gerald Wallace fills up a stat sheet, and they have depth at every position. They will find a way into the playoffs.

9. – 15. – The Houston Rockets (9) will barely miss the playoffs, as this team will be efficient with Kevin Martin and Luis Scola. The Utah Jazz (10) is still too young and I don’t trust Devin Harris at point guard. Love my Sacramento Kings (11), but they are a year or two away from making a serious playoff push. I don’t believe the hype on the Golden State Warriors (12) and they still have no true big man. The Phoenix Suns (13) time has run out and they should off-load Steve Nash for young talent. The Minnesota Timberwolves (14) will die a slow death with Ricky Rubio at point guard. And the New Orleans Hornets (15), while getting a load of talent from the Clippers for CP3, still will be treading water at the bottom of the West division.

Eastern Conference –

1. Miami Heat – Now this is the season that the Big Three will really show their talents. Everyone figured that it would take them a year to get adjusted to playing with each other, and with this being a shorten season, they should make big strides and I look for them to make the NBA Finals again. Along with LBJ, D-Wade, and the Ostrich (Chris Bosh), the Heat added crafty, defensive minded Shane Battier to their starting lineup. Add a healthy Udonis Haslem to the mix of rotation players, and the Heat have a nice supporting cast to run out on the floor along with the obvious Big Three. If they can get one more capable big man to start at Center, this team will definitely hold the Larry O’Brien Trophy.

2. Chicago Bulls – Now that the Bulls finally have their MVP point guard locked up for the foreseeable future, this team can start to worry about how to beat the Heat. They are really the only team that poses any threat to them not making the NBA Finals. Derrick Rose is obviously a top 3 point guard in the league and will take them a long way, but he can’t beat the Heat by himself. Someone else on the roster will have to take the next step forward and be the pick to click this season. Will it be Joakim Noah, a rebounding and shot-blocking machine? Or will Luol Deng finally start to score at the 20 point clip he is supposed to? Someone has to step up and help D-Rose.

3. Boston Celtics – If there is ever a year were the Celtics man-up, clamp down, and goes balls out for another championship, it’s this year. This team simply will not die. They keep fighting and fighting their way into relevancy. But with a shortened season, if they could just put the pedal to the floor and go, they have the players to win the championship. It will require Rondo, Allen, Pierce, and Garnett to have the season of their life, but it could happen. The loss of Jeff Green for the season hurts them a lot, but I like the addition of Brandon Bass over Glenn Davis, and look out for Avery Bradley and E’Twauun Moore to give the Celtics some sneaky good minutes.

4. New York Knicks – This may be a little optimistic for them, but I like the Knicks roster. And in a league driven by superstars, if you have one or two on your team like the Knicks do, you will win ballgames. With the addition of Tyson Chandler to a frontline that already has Amare Stoudemire and Carmelo Anthony, how can you not rank this team in the top 4 of the Eastern Conference division? They keep signing retread point guards in Mike Bibby and Baron Davis in the hopes that they have an ounce of playing ability left, but really their young guards of Toney Douglas, Landry Fields, and rookie Iman Shumpert, are more than capable of playing well enough to get some wins for this team.

5. Orlando Magic – This team can either be really good, or really disappointing. They can either let the whole Dwight Howard situation bring them down, or move on and continue to play good basketball; much like the Denver Nuggets did last season with Carmelo Anthony. I think that Howard will eventually get moved sooner rather than later, and if they get the right pieces in the deal, they can still be a top 4 team in a bad Eastern Conference. They have the talent at the wing positions to still succeed if the Magic were to acquire a capable big man for Howard. I like Ryan Anderson a lot (Go Bears!!), Jason Richardson can still shoot the ball (a lot), and Jameer Nelson can run a capable point.

6. Indiana Pacers – The Indiana Pacers could be the poor man’s Denver Nuggets of the Eastern Conference. They have quietly done a good job at acquiring good young talent. Maybe they are a year away from making the next big jump, but I really like their roster. I am huge on Danny Granger as a scorer in the NBA, they have nice combinations at power forward with David West and Tyler Hansbrough, and at point guard with Darren Collison and George Hill, and Roy Hibbert can build on a nice season last year average 13 points, 8 rebounds, and 2 blocks per game. Paul George moves into the starting lineup this year and should provide even more scoring and athleticism at the wing.

7. Atlanta Hawks – Talk about a young team that is everyone’s pick to click every year. This team has been loaded with young team for that last few years now and hopefully this is the year they can put it all together. No one will argue that the front line of Al Horford, Josh Smith, and Marvin Williams is solid; and Joe Johnson, while his scoring average dipped a little bit last year, is still capable of scoring 20+ points per game. The big question mark for them is at point guard, where they have Kirk Hinrich and Jeff Teague. With Hinrich injured, Teague becomes the de facto starter. Highly talented coming out of Wake Forest, I look for Teague to play well and hold onto the starting job even after Hinrich comes back.

8. Philadelphia 76ers – Someone has to win the last playoff spot in the East and then flame out in three games against the Miami Heat. There wing players are athletic, but they can’t score at all. Andre Iguodala had a down year, only averaging 14 points per game, we don’t know what to expect out of the shooting guard position with Jodie Meeks and Evan Turner, and there big men are inconsistent at best. Elton Brand had a nice bounce back season, but when you have to start either Spencer Hawes or Marreese Speights at center, it’s going to be tough for you to compete down in the low block. The 76ers are set at point guard with Jrue Holiday.

9. – 15. – The Milwaukee Bucks (9) will narrowly miss the playoffs, but the little-big combo of Brandon Jennings and Andrew Bogut will raise eyebrows. The Washington Wizards (10) will also be in the fight for the last playoff spot on the back of John Wall. If the New Jersey Nets (11) somehow are able to trade for Dwight Howard, they will quickly vault up the rankings to number five or six. The Detroit Pistons (12) are still too green to make any serious noise, but expect a good year out of Greg Monroe. I’m not quite sure what the Toronto Raptors (13) are trying to do with their team. And I’m still deciding who has a worst starting lineup and roster: the Charlotte Bobcats (tie 14) or the Cleveland Cavaliers (tie 14).

Eastern Conference Champions: Miami Heat over Chicago Bulls

Western Conference Champions: Oklahoma City Thunder over San Antonio Spurs

NBA Finals: Miami Heat over Oklahoma City Thunder

Summary: After last year’s embarrassment against the Dallas Mavericks, the Heat will come back this season poised, yet eager to avenge their loss. The Heat will take it in six games. It will be 1 of 5, 6, 7 rings for LBJ.

MVP: Kevin Durant, Oklahoma City Thunder

Coach of the Year: George Karl, Denver Nuggets and Vinny Del Negro, Los Angeles Clippers

Rookie of the Year: Jimmer Fredette, Sacramento Kings

Mr. Armchair Speaks: Occupy the Los Angeles Lakers movement –

Mr. Armchair Speaks: Occupy the Los Angeles Lakers movement –: I know I’m in the vast minority here, and you can call me a jealous, bitter Lakers hater; but I’m glad that the NBA owners raised a big stin...

Occupy the Los Angeles Lakers movement –

I know I’m in the vast minority here, and you can call me a jealous, bitter Lakers hater; but I’m glad that the NBA owners raised a big stink and made Commissioner David Stern veto the trade that would have sent CP3 (Chris Paul) to the Los Angeles Lakers in a three-team deal.  The deal in full: 

Los Angeles Lakers – CP3

Houston Rockets – Pau Gasol

New Orleans Hornets – Lamar Odom, Luis Scola, Kevin Martin, Goran Dragic, and a 2012 first-round pick

Simply put, I don’t think the Hornets got enough back in return in the deal when compared to what was supposedly available to them in the rumors that were reported.  When you go from getting players like Rajon Rondo, Stephen Curry, Eric Gordon, to Lamar Odom, Luis Scola, and Kevin Martin, something isn’t right. 

Many are arguing that this is a fair deal all-around and that when looked at under a closer microscope, the Lakers actually made themselves worst off by giving up Paul Gasol and Lamar Odom.  Many also feel that the New Orleans Hornets made themselves better and received the most compensation they would receive for CP3.  I just don’t buy it.  I think the Hornets could have played out the first part of the season and waited for a better offer.  I understand Pau Gasol, the Cro-Magnon Man, is a very skilled big-man and a top 15 player, and I will admit that Lamar Kardashian is probably better than I give him credit for, but I just can’t come to terms with the deal.  I also can’t comprehend why and how the Los Angeles Lakers keep getting other teams to make these deals where they receive the superstar players.     

People are failing to realize the other underlying move that was going to be made in this fiasco.  I don’t think the Lakers make this deal unless they already had, or were confident that they can get a deal done with the Orlando Magic for Dwight Howard.  The CP3 trade involving Lamar Kardashian and The Cro-Magnon Man left the Lakers with the pieces, a bad right knee in Andrew Bynum and scraps, to trade for Howard; and no right thinking NBA analyst would argue that the Lakers aren’t a better team with Kobe, CP3, and Howard.  I am fully confident in this belief and a Lakers roster of Kobe Bryant, CP3, and Dwight Howard scares me a lot more than the Lakers current roster.      

Now it’s being said that this trade is not actually vetoed and that it is “on hold” for the moment and could be reversed, but it looks like it will not be approved in its current form.  Another misconception in this story is that the NBA owns the New Orleans Hornets and is trying to find a buyer for them.  Ask yourself, why would anyone want to buy a team with no superstar attraction and who just recently took on more salary?  As league Commissioner, David Stern has the legal recourse to veto this trade if he chooses too, and as the spokesman for the 30 owners in the NBA who all have a stake in the franchise as of now, why would you want this deal to go through?    

While I can see why David Stern's action may be ethically wrong, I understand why the other owners and the NBA would block this deal.  Didn't we just go through a 149 day lock-out in order to prevent superstar players from demanding where they want to be traded and to help out the competitive balance of play between large market and small market teams for the sake of the game?  Wasn’t this whole lockout deal supposed to change the overall culture of the NBA?  Yet a week after the NBA lockout ends, we have two superstars demanding to their owners which teams they want to be traded to, and the rich are continuing to get richer and the poorer are getting poorer.  When is enough, enough?  When are we going to stop the monopoly the Lakers have on the NBA and let the other 99% have a fighting chance (I know, Lewis Liberal over here is starting to rear its head)?  The day the Lakers finish an NBA season 33-49 will be a great day for me and a better one for the NBA. 

So I’m gathering up my tent and joining the other cuckoos and I’m starting the Occupy Los Angeles Lakers movement. 

Mr. Armchair Speaks: Tying a bow on the Baseball Winter Meetings -

Mr. Armchair Speaks: Tying a bow on the Baseball Winter Meetings -: Wrapping up the Winter Meetings Baseball had their four-day extravaganza referred to as the Winter Meetings in Dallas, Texas this week. T...

Tying a bow on the Baseball Winter Meetings -

Wrapping up the Winter Meetings

Baseball had their four-day extravaganza referred to as the Winter Meetings in Dallas, Texas this week.  This is arguably the most exciting part of the baseball offseason and where most of the “Hot Stove” action starts and takes place.  I wanted to give you my take on the major trades and signings that occurred from this week in Baseball.

Let’s start with the biggie, not named Notorious – Albert Pujols    

Miami (formerly known as Florida) Marlins – The Miami Marlins were the first to shoot and reportedly offered Pujols a 10-year, $200 million plus contract for his services.  This would be a HUGE get for them, as before the Winter Meetings were just getting started, the Marlins have agreed on offers with closer Heath Bell and shortstop Jose Reyes; two other priced free-agents and the best available players at their respective positions.  However, they didn’t offer Pujols his all-coveted, no-trade clause, signaling to me that there only intention of signing Pujols is to sell tickets as they move into their new stadium, hopefully win a World Series, and then off-load Pujols in the next 4-5 years and rebuilt their team all over again as the Marlins have been known to do.  Personally, how any team, especially a National League team, can offer any player over 30 years old a 10-year contract is insane.  By year 5 or 6, you will ultimately end up regretting the deal, which is why I believe the Marlins refused to give Pujols his no-trade clause.  Ask the Yankees how they like giving out 10-year contracts (freaking A-Rod) and giving players no-trade clauses (waste of space Jason Giambi).  This is just window dressing for the most part with the off chance of landing one of the top 5 greatest hitters of all-time.  Not bad window dressing though. 

St. Louis Cardinals – His team of origin, the Cards have upped the ante and offered Pujols his 10-year contract worth $220 million plus, out of fear of losing their franchises best player ever (yes, I know Stan the Man was great and may be the most underrated baseball great, but when all said and done, Pujols will go down as that franchises best player).  It is unknown how or what type of backlash the Cards may or would be getting themselves into if they did in fact let Pujols go without putting up a fight.  Let’s not mistake something though; the Cards are still a good team if Pujols should walk.  Moving Lance Berkman to first base and letting Allen Craig play right field full time is not a bad end result.  But I am a firm believer in “franchise” players and having cornerstone players play their entire career with one team, which is why I think the Cards need to finish their soul-searching and give Pujols his contract.  Give him his no-trade clause, give him a stake in the franchise, and give him the Arch.  Let Pujols finish his HOF career in your uniform.     

The Earth just spun off its axis – After flirting with the Miami, after Pujols supposedly realizing that loyalty wins out and was thought to be re-upping with the Cards, the Anaheim Angels came along and went all-in on Pujols.  Early Thursday morning, the mega offer Pujols was looking for finally came to him, in the form of 10-years, $250 million plus, and his all-coveted no-trade clause, and he took it.  Albert Pujols is going to finish his HOF career with the Anaheim Angels.  This is earth shattering!!!   It really unbelievable to me that Albert Pujols will not be returning to the St. Louis Cardinals.  I’m not quite sure how to digest just from a Cards prospective.  Yeah you don’t have to worry about the back-end years of that contract, but you are losing your franchises best player of all-time and a top 5 player of all-time.  It can’t be a good day for you.  I do believe that he truly considered Miami’s offer, and I also believed that ultimately the Cards would pony up for Pujols, but in the end, it was the Angels with their sweetheart deal that won out. 

The Anaheim Angels – This is a bold move for the Anaheim Angels and one that makes the most sense for Pujols.  I still think it’s insane that a player over the age of 30 is getting a 10-year contract, but in a win-now era of baseball, this deal puts the Angels squarely in the driver’s seat in the AL West division; and if they end up signing C.J. Wilson as well (see below), this offseason may put the Angels in the driver’s seat for the World Series.  Everyone knows that the Angels overpaid and that Pujols won’t live up to the contract he was given, but for the 5-6 great years the Angels are expected to get from him, you can live with the average statistical years you will get from him on the backend of that contract.  Pujols will be a great first baseman for them at the beginning, and then once he flames out in 4-5 years defensively, he can slide into the DH spot and be a productive hitter for the duration of his contract or retirement, whichever comes first.  It’s sad that Pujols won’t finish his career with the Cards, as a top 5 player of all-time shouldn’t be splitting his career between two franchises; but in the media mogul market of LA, it’s only fitting that Pujols would be going there.  Good luck to the Oakland A’s, Seattle Mariners, and now the Houston Astros (I leave out the Texas Rangers because I still believe you guys have a punchers chance against them).  Have fun getting to deal with the Angels on Pujols for the next 10 years.       

The Miami (formerly known as Florida) Marlins –

Man, talk a franchise making splashes in the free agent pool.  First, they go out and sign the best free agent closer on the market in Heath Bell, then they sign the best shortstop on the market, and maybe in the game in Jose Reyes, and to top off their winter, they sign lefty starting pitcher Mark Buehrle.  They signed Heath Bell to a 3-year, $27 million contract, signed Jose Reyes to a monster 6-year, $106 million contract, and signed Mark Buehrle for 4-years, $58 million.      

As the San Diego Padres’ closer for 3 seasons, Bell netted 132 saves and posted an ERA of 2.36, pretty solid numbers for a closer.  Not everyone can put up Mariano Rivera type numbers, and not everyone deserves his contract as well.  I like the years that the Marlins got Bell to agree too, but $27 million is too much for a closer of Bell’s stature.  Some believe that since Bell is a fly-ball closer, he was helped out tremendously by the ball park he played his home games in, which inflated his closing numbers.  Others just don’t believe in giving a closer or relief pitchers big money.  He may not be so fortunately in the new park ball in Miami.    

Now the Jose Reyes signing, this signing I like a lot.  They got him for I think below market value when compared to other players with his skill set (think Carl Crawford and his monster deal).  Plus, he plays shortstop.  Maybe it’s just me liking guys with top-end speed at the top of the lineup, but when that player can also win you a batting title and possibly an MVP, it’s a win-win.  Reyes is that player.  He is a career .300 hitter, 100 plus runs, and 40 plus steals per season.  Having that at the top of your lineup takes you a long way.  The only concern, and it’s a big one, is Reyes’ health.  He has been plagued with nagging injuries his whole career and has trouble staying healthy for a full season.  But with adding Reyes, this allows hefty Marlins shortstop Hanley Ramirez to move to third base (if he allows them too), which after gaining 30 pounds is a position that probably suits his skills better, and now the Marlins have plus defenders on the left side of their infield.        

I’m still trying to figure out the Mark Buehrle signing.  I’m on the fence on whether or not this is a good signing for them.  They needed a veteran starting pitcher to help mentor their young arms, but $58 million for Buehrle just doesn’t seem right.  I don’t hate it, as Mark Buehrle is a crafty-left handed veteran starter who will eat up innings and get ground ball outs.  He has pitched a no-hitter, perfect game, and was an ace on a World Series team.  He has decent numbers:  161-119 record, 3.83 ERA, and will get you about 110-120 strike out, so he pitches to contact.  But good, left-handed pitching is hard to find, which makes you overpay for it.  Time will tell on this signing.     

C.J. Wilson – Arguably the best starting pitcher on the market, Wilson agrees to a 5-year, $77.5 million contract with who else, the Anaheim Angels.  Think the Angels are tired of not making the playoffs?  They went out and bought not only the best hitter on the market and in baseball, but also bolster their starting rotation by adding Wilson.  He will undoubtedly be the Angels’ number three starter behind aces Weaver and Harden.   He is cashing in on two-productive seasons with the Texas Rangers (15-8 record and 3.35 ERA in 2010, 16-7 record and 2.94 ERA in 2011), his only two years as a starting pitcher.  He is 31 years old, meaning he is blossoming late, but since he has only been a starter for two years, the thought is that he has a lot of innings left in his arm.  The fact that he signed with the Angels for five-years instead of six-year like it was original thought it would take to get him, leads me to believe that there is a little bit of a Pujols factor here and the thought of playing with him in the lineup most have played a huge part.  I’m not the biggest C.J. Wilson fan, meaning he doesn’t excite me when I watch him and I don’t think his stuff is electric, but he will eat innings and strike people out.  He will put up a good win-lose record because of the run production he will get from Pujols and the rest of the lineup, but he showed in last year’s playoff and World Series that he can be hit on.  I can easily see him going the route of A.J. Burnett and having 2 decent seasons for a winning team and then bottoming out.    

    

Nice little trades –

When you have all 30 General Managers gathered in one hotel, they are bound to bump into each other and engage in small talk.  Sometimes that small talk turns into small, but nice, little trades that go un-scene or don’t make the bottom scroll of the mother ship’s channel.  Here are a few of them: 

Toronto Blue Jays acquire RP Sergio Santos from the Chicago White Sox for prospect Nestor Molina –

The Blue Jays get a live-arm closer with little mileage and a friendly contract for a prospect that this past season just made the Blue Jays top 50 prospects list.  I really like this move for the Blue Jays and don’t understand it from the White Sox prospective.  The Matt Thornton experiment didn’t work last year, so it looks like a closer by committee situation on the south side.       

Colorado Rockies acquire SP Kevin Slowey from the Minnesota Twins for a player to be named later –

Slowey at one point was thought of as a high-ceiling starting pitcher for the Minnesota Twins, so trading him to the Rockies for a player to be named is weird.  However, with player to be named trades, we never know the stipulations of the player to be named.  Usually it’s a prospect from a list the giving organization provides, but the list of prospects can be either the organizations top 15 prospects, or the receiving team can have their choice of prospect except the top 5. 

San Francisco Giants acquire CF Angel Pagan and a player to be named or cash from the New York Mets for RP Ramon Ramirez and CF Andres Torres –

I just love this trade for the Giants because we finally get rid of Andres Torres and I don’t have to watch him strike out on another backfoot slider in the dirt.  On a baseball level, Pagan is four years younger than Torres, is a career .280 hitter, and stole 30-plus bases the past two seasons.    

Teams that went quietly into the night –

These teams were initially thought to make some noise during the Winter Meetings, but instead remained awfully quiet.   

Texas Rangers – They first low-balled C.J. Wilson to the point where it was impossible for him to return to them (according to his words in an interview on ESPN), then they announce that they will not go after free agent first baseman Prince Fielder.  In my opinion, the Texas Rangers better start re-thinking their stance regarding whether or not to pursue Prince Fielder, especially after what the Angels were able to do during the Winter Meetings.  It might be in the Rangers best interest.  The way their team stances now, I do feel they can still compete in the AL West and for a wild card spot; assuming Joe Nathan returns back to form, Elvis Andrus continues to progress, and Neftali Feliz can be the quality starting pitcher management thinks he can be.  But adding Prince Fielder to a lineup featuring Josh Hamilton, Adrian Beltre, Nelson Cruz, Ian Kinsler, Michael Young, Elvis Andrus, and Mike Napoli?  Why wouldn’t you want to do it?      

Boston Red Sox – Supposedly they are working the phones hard with the Oakland A’s to acquire closer Andrew Bailey, but otherwise, they were relatively silent.  Supposedly the BoSox are in the market for a corner outfielder to replace J.D. Drew and there are speculations that Kevin Youkilis is available via trade.  The deal for Bailey is centered on right field prospect Josh Reddick.  They A’s need young hitting outfielder and the Red Sox need a new closer now that Jonathan Papelbon bolted to the Philadelphia Phillies.   

New York Yankees – Any time the Yankees aren’t making headlines, it’s a headline.  They didn’t need any of the high priced free agents in the market because the high priced free agents play positions that are already filled.  The only logically free agents I could have seen the Yankees go after were C.J. Wilson or Mark Buehrle.  Otherwise, Pujols, Fielder, Bell, and Reyes were out of the question.  Although, the Yankees have been known to lie quietly in the grass and then suddenly come up and bite teams (Mark Teixeira ring a bell). 

Chicago Cubs – Theo was supposedly trying to make a bid for Pujols but fell short.  Not sure how real the Cubs offer was or if they were just trying to drive up the price, but they have been really quiet.  They pulled off a small trade not worth me typing, but otherwise, I feel like their main focus is Prince Fielder, and they were wanted to see were Pujols would be setting to market value at.  I don’t expect Prince to get a 10-year, $200 million plus deal, but a deal somewhat similar to Mark Teixeira (8-years, $180 million) would be appropriate. 

And that’s tying a bow on the Baseball Winter Meetings.       

Mr. Armchair's All-THANKSgiving Team 2011

With Thanksgiving being tomorrow, I first want to say that I have a lot to be thankful for this year. I’m not going to say or give thanks to or for everything, but I do just want to say that I’m very blessed to have the life I have and the people in it. That is what I am most thankful for.

Now, every Thanksgiving, every sport’s syndicated news channel or website likes to put out a funny, semi-humorist gag reel or article about events or people who they classify as “Turkeys” for the year. Usually it’s someone who makes an embarrassing play or says something stupid, and makes themselves look bad. An example would be a baseball player dropping a fly ball and in the midst of trying to find it on the ground, he spins around so many times that when he does finally find it, he is so disorientated that he throws the ball into the stands. I’ve already seen many articles, mainly involving bad, overpriced football players, since it’s the only sport in season right now. Well, if you can’t be them, steal their idea. So below I have my All-THANKSgiving Team for you. It is made up of both good and bad football players who I think have a lot to be thankful for this year.

QB: Ryan Fitzpatrick, Buffalo Bills – After receiving his huge contract extension (6 years, $59 million, $24 guaranteed), Fitzpatrick has guided his Buffalo Bills to a 1-3 record, and has posted QB ratings of 51.9, 46.6, and 45.8 in those loses. He has completed 59% of his passing and has thrown 4 TD’s with 8 INT’s. In the three loses Fitzpatrick has posted; the Bills were outscored 26-106. But how can we complain, he is a Harvard grad!!! THANKS The Yard.

QB: Cam Newton, Carolina Panthers – In early April, no one had any faith that Cam would become a successful NFL QB except for the Carolina Panthers. After making him the number #1 draft pick this season, Cam has proven his doubters wrong and is on pace to throw for over 4,000 passing yards, rush for over 700 yards, and will undoubtedly be the NFL Offensive Rookie of the year. You got my apology, Cam. THANKS Jerry Richardson.

RB: Chris Johnson, Tennessee Titans – This guy may be the most thankful person in sports this year. Held out all preseason and training in order to become the highest paid RB EVER in NFL history, and then decides that he is going to post these numbers: 509 rushing yards, 3.2 yards per carry, and 2 TD’s. CJhalfK has lots to be thankful for. But it will only last for this season, as I’m sure the Titans will cut him at the end of the season and save themselves some cap space. CJ$$$$$K!!! THANKS Titans’ front office.

RB: DeMarco Murray, Dallas Cowboys – Drafted by the Cowboys in the 3^rd round, Murray was riding the bench for much of the season, 3^rd on the RB depth chart behind starter Felix Jones and backup Tashard Choice. After a high ankle sprain by Jones and Choice coming down with a major case of fumblitist, insert DeMarco Murray. After posting three unbelievable games, he has people in Dallas comparing him to Emmitt Smith. THANKS Felix Jones’ bad ankles and Tashard Choice’s small hands.

WR: All of the Green Bay Packers Wide Receivers – Playing in the style of offense the Packers run, an offense that is pass first and likes to feature different WR sets, anyone can shine at any point in the game. Plus, when you have a QB as GREAT as Aaron Rodgers, who throws the ball on a line and into your window to catch, it makes life a whole lot easier for you. Examples 1 and 2: Randall Cobb and Tom Crabtree. THANKS Mike McCarty and Aaron Rodgers.

WR: Calvin Johnson, Detroit Lions – We have always known that Megatron was a beastly WR, but there was always wonder of how good he could really be if his QB, Matthew Stafford, were ever able to stay healthy. Well, Stafford has stayed relatively healthy this season, and Megatron is now a candidate for Offensive Player of the Year. His numbers this year: 59 Receptions, 974 receiving yards, and 11 TD’s. BEAST MODE!!! THANKS Matthew Stafford’s health.

TE: Zach Miller, Seattle Seahawks – Regarded as the next great up-and-coming TE with the Oakland Raiders, Zach decided this offseason to cash in on his one good season and leave the Raiders for the Seattle Seahawks and a five-year, $34 million contract with $17 million guaranteed. And the Seahawk’s return on investment: 15 receptions, 133 receiving yards, and 0 TD’s. Not a very good ROI there, Peter. THANKS Pete Carroll.

OL: The Denver Broncos’ Offensive Line – With Tim Tebow as the starting QB, the Broncos have went ahead and turned modern football back about 50 years and are now running the read-option offense. This makes life for an offensive line much easier. They no longer have to worry about marking MIKE linebackers or worrying about picking up blitz packages. It’s just block the man in front of you and run downfield. Bumping uglies and playing hard nose football; got to love it. THANKS Timmy.

DE: Justin Smith, San Francisco 49ers – One may look at his numbers (35 tackles, 4.5 sacks, 2 Forced Fumbles) and think they are not that impressive, but Smith is having himself a Defensive MVP type season for the 49ers. He is finally reaping the benefits of having a competent pass rush on the opposite side of him and not having to constantly face double teams. Keep truckin’ Fools!!! THANKS Ray McDonald, Aldon Smith, and Parys Haralson.

DE: Kroy Biermann, Atlanta Falcons – Who is he?? Why is he on this list?? What does he have to be thankful for? Is it because he has 20 tackles and 1 sack for this season? Nope. He is the genius who hooked up with Kim Zolciak of “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” fame, knocked her up, and is now married to her and they’re trying to get their own reality series. I guess he is getting ready for life after football; which will be coming much sooner rather than later. THANKS Bravo.

DT: Albert Haynesworth, Tampa Bay – Almost eating himself out of the league after signing his seven-year, $100 million contract with the Washington Redskins in 2009, he has been benched, suspended, reinstated, then traded to the New England Patriots, benched, cut by them, and now somehow starts for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. How he still has a job is incredible, let alone actually starting for an NFL team. Can he have another burrito please? THANKS Bucs.

DT: Any DT who has intercepted a pass this season – These guys get no thanks for what they are asked to do, especially DT’s who play in a 3-4 base defense. All they do every down is lineup and run straight into the middle of the offensive line, hoping to take out 2-3 blockers. This allows linebackers to run free, get open tackles, and steal their fame. So when one of these DT’s gets lucky enough to get an INT (Vince Wilfork – 2 INT) the joy that is expressed is well deserved. Keep them paws up! THANKS, inept QB’s.

OLB: Mario Williams, Houston Texans – The converted dominating DE turned OLB by new Houston’s Defensive Coordinator Wade Phillips was having a very good season (11 Tackles, 5 Sacks, 1 Forced Fumble) until his season was cut short by injury. There was doubt that Williams could make the transition to OLB, but he has proved more than capable and has showed that he will be a dominating force at that position. Enjoy the new post. THANKS Wade Phillips.

ILB: Patrick Willis and NaVorro Bowman, San Francisco 49ers – The best ILB tandem in the NFL (that’s right, I said it), Willis (85 tackles, 2 sacks, 4 Forced Fumbles) and Bowman (95 tackles) are both having Pro Bowl seasons, and Willis is a candidate for NFL Defensive Player of the Year. Now entering week 12 of the NFL season, the 49ers still haven’t given up a rushing TD, mainly due to the play of these two ILB. Hit stick mode in full force!! THANKS Isaac Sopoaga and Takeo Spikes leaving for Free Agency.

OLB: Brian Orakpo, Washington Redskins – Talk about a guy cashing in on his mild stardom in the NFL. Orakpo really is a very good, young, promising OLB for the terrible Washington Redskins, but his Geico Car Insurance commercials with the caveman are just awful. To quote his own commercial, “You are Brian Orakpo, All-Pro linebacker; surely you can do better than this.” I can see him watching his own commercials and going Rob Tidwell, “Man, I’m supposed to be a Superstar!” THANKS Geico.

CB: Any CB who has caught an interception from QB Phillip Rivers – If CJhalfK wasn’t having the season he is having Phillip Rivers would be the NFL’s most disappointing player this year. Leading the league with 17 INT’s, he is on pace to end the year with 27. Watching him play in his last two games against the Oakland Raiders and Chicago Bears, the INT’s he is throwing are like 3-flies-up passes for CB’s. All a CB has to do is channel his inner/former WR self and catch these lob balls. THANKS Phillip Rivers.

CB: Nnamdi Asomugha, Philadelphia Eagles – Signed the largest contract for a defensive player this offseason and hasn’t been able to live up to expectations. Granted, I still maintain that the Eagles’ defensive coordinator is using him wrong and running a style of defensive that doesn’t suit what his skill set is; but in the game against the NY Giants last week, Nnamdi got beat bad for a TD and looked lost on the play. Can’t play like that with the contract you received. THANKS Juan Castillo.

S: Troy Polamalo’s hair – As if this guy wasn’t getting enough attention for his style of play on the football field, running all over the field and causing havoc and laying out WR, now he has taken on a new identity as a mid-level celebrity because of his abnormally long and fluffy lettuce. No matter what channel I’m watching, I see one of his commercials featuring his lion mane. I guess I have no room to complaint, as I am still a fan of “The Beard.” THANKS Head and Shoulders.

S: Patrick Chung, Sterling Moore, James Ihedigbo, Sergio Brown, New England Patriots – Because “the hoody” thinks he is a mad genius and can coach anyone to be a Pro Bowl player, he has taken a decent second round draft pick (Chung) and 3 other janitorial candidates, and has decided that would make up the Patriots safeties. The results; the Pats are last in the NFL in passing defense. But hey, 3 lucky gents get to put on an NFL jersey on Sundays. THANKS Hoody.

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